REVIEW: DICKIES 873 WORKPANT

by Bad News Barrett
8Overall Score

NAME: Bad News Barrett

ITEM IN REVIEW: Dickies 873 trousers of the navy variety

PRICE: a very reasonable $79.99

SIZE: next

HOW DID THEY RIDE? starchy at first

HOW DID THEY LAST? that would be telling

ANYTHING RANDOM HAPPEN THE FIRST TIME YOU USED THE PRODUCT? they talked

WHERE DID YOU SKATE THEM? The pub

NOW WONDER YOU HEARD THEM TALK! WHAT ARE YOU EVENTUALLY GOING TO DO WITH THEM? cut offs

OVERALL VIBE: Ed Templeton made Dickies cool at a time when everything was oversized and puffy. Ed’s style on a skateboard, Fugazi stickers, not to mention Toy Machine and his artwork was accentuated by the trousers he wore.

You could see the white in the pockets and when he pushed you could see his socks and it was just cool OK! Years later everyone’s worked out that Dickies are a thing (I wore them before you) and so here we are.

OVERALL RATING: 8 for effort, 6 for punctuality

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